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 Turkey Dance...


Do you know why turkeys
go, "Gobble, gobble?"

Because they never
learned proper table manners.

What kind of key has legs,
but can't unlock a door?

A turkey, of course!

What happened when the
turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

Have a Happy Turkey Day!

"Turkey Dance," designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000

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