Turkey Dance...
Do you know why turkeys
go, "Gobble, gobble?"
   
Because they never
learned proper table manners.
     
What kind of key has legs,
but can't unlock a door?
   
A turkey, of course!
    
What happened when the
turkey got into a fight?
    
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
    
Why did the turkey cross the road?
   
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Have a Happy Turkey Day!
"Turkey Dance," designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000
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