We met through a dating service.
Would they promise us a lie?
No, they matched us up so perfectly.
We're still together,
You and I.

I'm so thankful for that dating service.
Because they picked you for me.
They knew we were meant for each other.
We're so alike,
As alike as can be.

I told them to match me with someone
Who didn't smoke, swear, or drink.
They did just as I asked.
They connected us.
A perfect link.

I told them to find me someone
Who didn't mind going to work.
Someone who wasn't lazy.
I thank God you're not a jerk!

You and I are a match made in Heaven.
We're the perfect couple, you see.
I'm pretty sure God told that dating service
To be sure to put you with me.