I hope that is lemon for your water
I wouldn't really want to think
that after all your upright living
you would just now start to drink.

It isn't really awful that one would
sip a brew
It's just that you're an example
to those who're watching you.

Life can bring one to greatly ponder
why we must listen to the teachers.
But you must admit, and it is "writ"
these DO apply to YOU..preacher!