Life begins at 50; at least that's what they say
You're bound now to know for sure, as this is
your lucky day.
Just never you mind the creaking joints
Or forgetting where you laid your keys.
It's all in the plan for woman and man
and nothing will now come with ease.
Those gray hairs, so wild,
will be cramping your style
but Clairol may surely placate.
You're savoir flare is now truth or dare
for your wrinkles are starting to date!
Perhaps a new "lift"
Or the body a "sift?
So many procedures can aid.
We all know the "plans of mice and
men can be capriciously laid!
Yes, today is your birthday occasion,
So sit back and rock with a sigh.
And if life truly begin at 50,
Then nothing is passing you by!

Happy Birthday.