Bad Cat... 
I'm going to be bad today. The sun is waiting, and this cat yearns to play.  I'll call in sick, take the phone off the hook, and settle in a cozy chair with a favorite book. I'll put off the diet, forget low fat and low cal, because fun's the keyword for this naughty gal. At noon I'll live it up at the cafe down the street, where I'll gobble fries and shakes until I'm too stuffed to eat. Afterward I'll celebrate my labor's just rewards, when I head over to the mall for a grand and pricey hoard.  I'll buy absolutely nothing without a whooping tag. I'll even get my treasure gift wrapped before I stick it in my bag. Then it's merrily back home, where I'll jump in the sack, and watch my favorite movies, eye to tube and back to back. I'll forget the dirty dishes; let them reach the welcome sky. There won't be a reason today for me to fuss or cry. I'll forgo all that resembles a menial household chore, and if bad news visits, I'll kick it out the door. Yes, life is way too short to struggle every day. Sometimes you gotta have some fun, and let the bad cat play.
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