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 Your Momma...


     




Do you remember how your mother told you
not to sit too close to the television?
And how she told you not to
frown, because your face would stick in
that position?


Do you remember how she'd
warn you not to jump on the bed,
suck your lips, "rough-house,"
cross your eyes, and swear?



Are you still baffled by this childhood advice?
Then, wonder no more!

Click here to finally learn why your mother
warned you not to do these things.






"Your Momma," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2000






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