I'm sending you this
adorable cyber puppy
to raise your spirit.
He's the perfect pet,
and he's here whenever
you need him.
You never have to feed him,
he never whines, barks,
bites or chews.
He won't get hair
all over your furniture,
and, best of all,
he's housebroken.

On second thought,
maybe he's a little
less than perfect.