Please, don't growl,
and don't be sad,
because it's your birthday.
I know it's not easy to
be over the hill,
but you must look on the
bright side of things.
Today you have an excuse
to get wild and be a party animal.
Make the most of it,
and have some fun.
You can return to your
rocking chair later.

Wishing you a beary happy Birthday!